HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOU ARE AN
"OLD FART" ?
THE OLD FART TEST #1!
forgive the spelling
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THE OLD FART TEST #2!
1. Almost everthing hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!
2. You feel like the night before and you haven't been anywhere!
3. You get winded playing Chess!
4. You know all the answers, but nobody ask you the questions!
5. You look forward to a dull evening!
6. You sit on a rocking chair and can't get it going!
7. Your knees buckle but your belt won't!
8. The little old gray haired lady you help across the street is your Wife!
9. You have been flying R/C airplanes for years but still prefer flying a trainer!
If You remember 70% to 80 % , YOU ARE A CARD CARRYING" OLD FART "
like me !